Are any of the band single?

All of us, we like to keep the fans warm and moist!

Do you still enjoy the gigging?

Andy – I’ve always liked gigging, it’s a paid hobby. Its like being paid for shagging! We are musical prostitutes!

The lovely Helen gives Richard a grilling

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened during a gig?

Andy – I fell off stage 3 times when England lost against Germany in ’96. I were that drunk and we didn’t get paid. Needless to say we weren’t asked back!

Do you get groupies throwing themselves at you during performances?

Dave – last time at the Swan in Stockwell a woman jumped on stage and kissed me, I was very surprised!

Helen is not impressed with Andy's chat up lines

What colour under wear do you have on?

Dave – don’t wear any! Only for gigs, I’m very clean and punctual!

Do you ever write your own stuff?

Andy – Yeah but its shit! Richard writes the music and I do the lyrics – the writing is great, it’s the music that’s shit!

Andy and the webmaster grab a beer as the pressure of the interview becomes overwhelming

What do you like wearing the most when you gig?

Dave – something black and slimming – or maybe a little Laura Ashley number with Cuban sling backs!!

Pete – Short sleeved shirt with camp bottoms!

Andy tries to describe the size of his ego

What do you look for in a woman?

Dave – A pulse and a full set of limbs!!

Andy – Must have their own teeth!

Back stage view, "Richard, is that a plectrum in your mouth or are you wearing lipstick ?"

What is the bands musical background?

Dave – As a young man (in a Galaxy far far away) I yearned to tread the boards. After several failed attempts of public streaking, I decided to pursue a record deal with various original bands. It never worked out and I was dragged from obscurity recently (Andy – he was the cheapest we could get!) by the best U2 tribute band in Oswoldtwistle.

Back stage, Pete gets on with the business

Do you have a message for your fans?

Andy – Its gonna be a good year ( 3 chords and the truth)

Dave – Yes, be curful

Pete – Thank you

Richard – I dedicate each and every chord to you all.

Its gonna be a good year, get the beers in !!!